Its those little things.

Dear Co-Cubilcle residers of the fourth floor,

You have just as much a right to wonder around the many corners of this square building as I do. So, when we both happen to round the same corner you really dont need to wisper in a barely audible voice, "Oh no", "Oh! Sorry." or "Ooops!" I'm pretty sure you meant to turn the corner, just like me and I'm the human here to say that I'm not sorry about it. If its really that nessessary to apologize lets all just hug every time.
Thanks
Steffany

Shameless

Wisdom teeth removed or smack down?


Sometimes I'm to tough for my own good is alls I'm saying.

 



That or I am high.

And human again, In a car.









 Every day at work I use the same bathroom stall. Every time I see this and  wonder if I'm the only one who thinks It looks like a large nosed cartoon version of  Mr T. Just forget I said it was in the bathroom while you decide for yourself.





Visual aids...

                              I don't really think black people are purple.

Just something.

Sometimes I like to pretend like I'm a good reader. Lately people at work have been bringing in books on CD. Boredom will naturally bring me to use these books as time fillers. Because of this I can feel like I'm not pretending.
I thought these books were a good thing. I thought of how good for my brain they must be. But all good things must come to an end. I've found a side effect they don't warn you about on the CD case.
These books have made my life the most dramatic, long and confusing novel ever written.
Examples.
At work I grap my pen I hear myself think, "As she reached for the pen to mark the last credit card on the list she found herself thinking back to her not so distant childhood. A look comes across her face, a longing in her heart. She missed Ol'Bessy."
I'm suddenly the narrator of everything.
And when I get home and its a little dark,
"The creaking of the old house sent a chill down my spine. I flip on the light, but even the bright yellow couldn't eliminate the feeling of looming dread."
Eventually it becomes just a little too much. I start to have that same feeling of pissed that I get when I have a Christmas or an old twangy country song stuck in my head.
I blame my imagination for my lack of literary genius.

To speak ill of others is a dishonest way of praising ourselves. ~Will Durant

Good Bye size 4-6 jeans

"I wont miss you, I'll miss what I thought you were."

We knew all each others secrets. Dark wash to hide slight over weight, straight leg to make me look taller, and stretch jeans a never. We were a match made in china.

Then came the agruements that I was putting on a little weight. You acusing me of not being able to breathe when I sit down, unbuttoning for relief. Me acusing you of not being flexable enough.

I've denyed it too long, and it seems everyone knows. I've worn my heart on my pant leg and exposed myself for the world to see my rejection from you. The way you push me from your waist band. You'll never change, but I must.

Its not like I didn't see it coming. The last few weeks I've wondered every morning what happened last night and will you still hold on. If my junk can still fit in your trunk.

I will have fries with my shake and my butt will frown in DI mom jeans, tappered and faded.

I promise myself to stop the longing looks as I walk past the girls jeans to the dark, humid and large section. Were the lights flicker, the salesmen are scarce and the price tags give me papercutts.

Sometimes the fabric you really need is the one you didn’t think you wanted.

Hello sweat pants.

Crap

The day we can get on blogspot is the day i have nothing to say.

Please forgive me.

The last five stories I've tried to tell someone have been horrible train wrecks. I forget that stories people want to hear have endings. But the good news is I found 20$.

The times, the times

I was a busser today. I was a brave busser. Last time I bussed I broke a cup, spilled orange juice across my face and body with the hostess and a table of three sat and watched cooing...oohhh...., and ended up in a shirt that appearently made it look as if I just "rolled out of my mans bed" that or white trash man with a small head. I was going to do better today.
I get an 8 out of 10, I only broke one cup and only cleared only one table before the people left. My face was not read for twenty minutes and I wasn't glad I wore deodorant. (I'm really proud of spelling deodorant, I had to think about it.)
Afterward I tempted cancer for a while, went home, watched spanish soap operas with the Belvedres housekeeper, watched Jumanji with Ray( my creepy maintenence man), and took a shower.
I liked today.

Went to Incubus. Freaking love....
Theres a picture.
I was told that the guy in the picture was someone from the band, He autographed my foot after the picture was taken.

More pictures once Lucas sends them to me.

Today

1-Can I get change for this? (Hands a twenty)
2-Sure. Would you like a ten a five and five ones?
1-No, give me five singles
thats all

Ode to Courtney

FILL IT OUT! Learn 49 things about your friends, and let them learn 49 things about you!
1. Do you like blue cheese? Only on chuck-o-rama pizza.
2. Your Favorite Shoes? No shoes
3. Do you own a gun? No but one day hope to inherit Jims marshmellow blow dart gun. For personal reasons.
4. Your favorite song? Depends on whats playing
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? Yes. My knees hurt for three days after every appointment.
6. What do you think of hot dogs? I always want one. With ketchup.
7. Favorite Christmas song? I only like christmas songs when I singing them on stage is a santa outfit. Ask me then.
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Chi
9. Can you do push ups? five
10. Are you afraid of flying? Nope, and I love turbulence. If there is none, its like sitting in a room staring at everyone for three hours.
11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? My leaf necklace I found yesterday, and my rusted sparrow ring. Can I say two?
12. Favorite hobby? Painting my toe nails
13. Animals: love them or hate them? They're okay.
14. Do you have ADD? I'm not a doctor
15. What do you hate about yourself? The side view of my face. I accept my vanity.
16. What is your middle name? Lynn
17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment: Wow that host girl should probably keep walking, I need to buy hairspray today, Hopefully Monica helps that guy.
18. What's your favorite number? 21
19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink? Water, Juice, and chi
20. Current worry right now? Rent
21.Current hate right now? Money
22. Favorite place to be? coffee shops for the smell and the atmosphere.
23. How did you bring in the New Year? Monica and I stood atop the hilton and ate our "last" piece of candy.
24. Where would you like to go? Lazer tag
25. Name three people who will complete this? Courtney
26. Do you own slippers? Yes, three dollar$, three sizes too big.
27. What shirt are you wearing? I dont think its actually a shirt, more like a small blue table cloth.
28. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? Thats a little personal
29. Can you whistle? No
30. Favorite color? I like color, dont have a favorite.
31. Would you be a pirate? Yes
32. What songs do you sing in the shower? NA
33. Favorite girl's name? Jade shut up monica
34. Favorite boy's name? Monica
35. What's in your pocket right now? old gum
36. Last thing that made you laugh? Monica
37 . Best bed sheets as a child? New kids on the block.
38. Worst injury you've ever had? Getting hit in the face with a shovel.
39. How many TVs do you have in your house? 1
40. Who is your loudest friend? I usually cant hear anyone over myself.
41. How many dogs do you have? 2Rocky and Eddie
42. Does someone have a crush on you? My maintenance man.
43. Favorite Book? Harry Potter. All of them.
44. Partying hard or Laying low? Neither I just am.
45. What is your favorite candy? fake chocolate
46. Favorite Sports team? I wore an angels t-shirt two days ago.
47.What were you doing 12 AM last night? Listening to TV.
49. If you are married, where did you meet your WIFE/HUSBAND? In my dreams.