The times, the times

I was a busser today. I was a brave busser. Last time I bussed I broke a cup, spilled orange juice across my face and body with the hostess and a table of three sat and watched cooing...oohhh...., and ended up in a shirt that appearently made it look as if I just "rolled out of my mans bed" that or white trash man with a small head. I was going to do better today.
I get an 8 out of 10, I only broke one cup and only cleared only one table before the people left. My face was not read for twenty minutes and I wasn't glad I wore deodorant. (I'm really proud of spelling deodorant, I had to think about it.)
Afterward I tempted cancer for a while, went home, watched spanish soap operas with the Belvedres housekeeper, watched Jumanji with Ray( my creepy maintenence man), and took a shower.
I liked today.

Went to Incubus. Freaking love....
Theres a picture.
I was told that the guy in the picture was someone from the band, He autographed my foot after the picture was taken.

More pictures once Lucas sends them to me.

Today

1-Can I get change for this? (Hands a twenty)
2-Sure. Would you like a ten a five and five ones?
1-No, give me five singles
thats all

Ode to Courtney

FILL IT OUT! Learn 49 things about your friends, and let them learn 49 things about you!
1. Do you like blue cheese? Only on chuck-o-rama pizza.
2. Your Favorite Shoes? No shoes
3. Do you own a gun? No but one day hope to inherit Jims marshmellow blow dart gun. For personal reasons.
4. Your favorite song? Depends on whats playing
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? Yes. My knees hurt for three days after every appointment.
6. What do you think of hot dogs? I always want one. With ketchup.
7. Favorite Christmas song? I only like christmas songs when I singing them on stage is a santa outfit. Ask me then.
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Chi
9. Can you do push ups? five
10. Are you afraid of flying? Nope, and I love turbulence. If there is none, its like sitting in a room staring at everyone for three hours.
11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? My leaf necklace I found yesterday, and my rusted sparrow ring. Can I say two?
12. Favorite hobby? Painting my toe nails
13. Animals: love them or hate them? They're okay.
14. Do you have ADD? I'm not a doctor
15. What do you hate about yourself? The side view of my face. I accept my vanity.
16. What is your middle name? Lynn
17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment: Wow that host girl should probably keep walking, I need to buy hairspray today, Hopefully Monica helps that guy.
18. What's your favorite number? 21
19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink? Water, Juice, and chi
20. Current worry right now? Rent
21.Current hate right now? Money
22. Favorite place to be? coffee shops for the smell and the atmosphere.
23. How did you bring in the New Year? Monica and I stood atop the hilton and ate our "last" piece of candy.
24. Where would you like to go? Lazer tag
25. Name three people who will complete this? Courtney
26. Do you own slippers? Yes, three dollar$, three sizes too big.
27. What shirt are you wearing? I dont think its actually a shirt, more like a small blue table cloth.
28. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? Thats a little personal
29. Can you whistle? No
30. Favorite color? I like color, dont have a favorite.
31. Would you be a pirate? Yes
32. What songs do you sing in the shower? NA
33. Favorite girl's name? Jade shut up monica
34. Favorite boy's name? Monica
35. What's in your pocket right now? old gum
36. Last thing that made you laugh? Monica
37 . Best bed sheets as a child? New kids on the block.
38. Worst injury you've ever had? Getting hit in the face with a shovel.
39. How many TVs do you have in your house? 1
40. Who is your loudest friend? I usually cant hear anyone over myself.
41. How many dogs do you have? 2Rocky and Eddie
42. Does someone have a crush on you? My maintenance man.
43. Favorite Book? Harry Potter. All of them.
44. Partying hard or Laying low? Neither I just am.
45. What is your favorite candy? fake chocolate
46. Favorite Sports team? I wore an angels t-shirt two days ago.
47.What were you doing 12 AM last night? Listening to TV.
49. If you are married, where did you meet your WIFE/HUSBAND? In my dreams.

I Wanna Play

I woke up one day a few months ago wondering why I dreaded work so much. Could there be an easier job? I check people in, I check people out and eventually some people aren't happy and I try and fix that. I realized, Hey, I used to do this when I was five. I used to play house, Barbies and McDonalds with my fake little hamburgers and bread french fries that Sam and Courtney loved so much. Man, I was so ready to play grown up. I was even excited.

Its not even that I knew much at five but I seemed to know how to find the fun and life in things that the older and wiser people didn't seem to see. Its just that way with kids I guess. Its almost like they dont even know how to be bitter. Every day is a possibility of something amazing. Today is the best day of their lives.

I think today I'll see work as a game of house. Cause thats all work really is, a game for grown ups, mistaken for the meaning of life.

Today can be the best day of my life...maybe even at work.

4th day of July

One hour in the sun=4 days misery

So, being the albino that i am I've finally come up wtih a way to motivate me to loose pounds...

The less of me that there is, the less of me there is that has to feel sunburn.