Thursday, May 28, 2009

the other ten

ten things right with the world to balance my negative ten wrong things (these are not sarcastic)
1. Coke, which i just found out is much better than diet coke. And what do you know, its thanks to my grave yard, which was previously ten wrong thing.
2. Iceburg cookie dough malt shakes at ten.
3. The people I spend time with (and a few of the ones i rarely get to see). They make it on the list because they all tolerate my crazy.
4. My Dad.
4. My Mom.
5. People who can talk and wink at the same time. Bravo!
6. Persons who are not afraid to tell me when I'm being uncool. Some times I really just dont realize the things I say and the harshness they come out with. And sometimes my jokes are pretty bad.
7. People who almost get fired for telling people not to fart in the van.
8. Megan for getting fired over a blog.
9. Courtney for moving to arizona. I hope they find her soon.
10. A good old venti chai frapachinkkno early in the moring. And the afternoon. And sometimes after six.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

10 ten X

Heres some things wrong with the world.
1. Grave yard shifts
2. When I'm in Barns and Nobel with smack face sitting in the chair right down the aisle from me. Is it possible for one person to be that hid? Can a person be so mannerless that they deserve a mother smack down? The answer is yes and so does their mom.
3. Juicy Steak
4.When theres a long line at walmart and every person in line is breathing down my neck. Look, Just because its a long line doesn't mean your going to loose your place if you dont stand directly on my heel. I mean come on people, I dont want to be death number eight in this world wide swine flu pandemic.
5. Cross walks with hidden bumps in the tar....and me walking across them.....in front of rush hour traffic.
6.People who think I can hear them when i have my ipod in. I'm wearing it for a reason. I can only fake talk on my phone for so long.
7. Watermelon.
8. Grave yard shifts
9. Purfume that you dont realize has effing pretty sparkles in it until you spray it on your self and dont wash off.
10. People who I've never seen get pissed off.

Friday, May 8, 2009

Scooter

Picture dedicated to Coco.
Just added a new member to the family. Used to be just the two tank cleaner fish and I, now we are happily joined by scooter.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Love

MAN, just love everybody. People rock. Unsarcastic.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Oxygen is free

Breathing is ideal when its fresh clean air entering my lungs. As a human, when I take in that nice clean air I send back out a toxin. Theres no way I can avoid this unless I'm to I deny my own nature. I cant choose to release anything different. Isn't that what we are meant to do as humans? When we take in life expericance do we not let that expericance back out changed? We can try to control the way expericances are changed but in the end, what was going to happen will happen.
The leason learned through expericance may be "toxic" to the body and could've come out with less harshness but its not something I can change. Once air is changed in my body, no matter how hard I try I cant take back that breath. I cant make that carbon monoxide back in to clean oxygen. All I can do is learn from that breath.
We all have to breathe.