Friday, June 26, 2009
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Creepo
Steffany: "Thank you for calling THIS PLACE this is Steffany."
Random Caller: "Hey is this boobs?"
Steffany:"hahaha excuse me?!"
Random Caller: "I said is this boobs?"
Steffany: "hahahaha who is this?"
Random Caller:"This is 36D?"
******Silence**************
Steffany:Uh....
Random Caller:"This is 36D right? Steffany, you work at the front desk? We were discussing your bra size the other day cause I said you looked like my secretary."
Steffany: What the crap, I never did that! "Uh...I dont really remember that."
Random Caller: "Yeah we were talking about how you hate it"
Steffany: I was telling Tamara I hated them....Creepy man. "Oh...right."
Ramdom Caller:"Yeah I come in all the time and flirt with you. So does your bra size change?"
Steffany:"Uh...no."
Random Caller:"Victoria Secret girl right?"
Steffany:"Uh...no."
Random Caller:"Well maybe I'll come by and ask you on a date the next time I'm there which is next week."
***cricket cricket*******
Steffany:"Yeah....um stop by and see what I'm up to."
Random Caller:"So are you always a D?"
Whats going to happen?
I'm going to not know who the H this guy is. I'm going to glare at every guy that comes to talk to me that weekend. If that doesn't work, Its say yes to the date and somehow never be able to make it time. Someone save me.
Random Caller: "Hey is this boobs?"
Steffany:"hahaha excuse me?!"
Random Caller: "I said is this boobs?"
Steffany: "hahahaha who is this?"
Random Caller:"This is 36D?"
******Silence**************
Steffany:Uh....
Random Caller:"This is 36D right? Steffany, you work at the front desk? We were discussing your bra size the other day cause I said you looked like my secretary."
Steffany: What the crap, I never did that! "Uh...I dont really remember that."
Random Caller: "Yeah we were talking about how you hate it"
Steffany: I was telling Tamara I hated them....Creepy man. "Oh...right."
Ramdom Caller:"Yeah I come in all the time and flirt with you. So does your bra size change?"
Steffany:"Uh...no."
Random Caller:"Victoria Secret girl right?"
Steffany:"Uh...no."
Random Caller:"Well maybe I'll come by and ask you on a date the next time I'm there which is next week."
***cricket cricket*******
Steffany:"Yeah....um stop by and see what I'm up to."
Random Caller:"So are you always a D?"
Whats going to happen?
I'm going to not know who the H this guy is. I'm going to glare at every guy that comes to talk to me that weekend. If that doesn't work, Its say yes to the date and somehow never be able to make it time. Someone save me.
Friday, June 19, 2009
Thursday, June 11, 2009
You like, You take
Inspiration has always tended to ESCALATE
soon enough. Ending in nothing great, you outlast, unintended.
soon enough. Ending in nothing great, you outlast, unintended.
Sunday, June 7, 2009
50 to Life
I've proven to myself that I have the ability to live. Unfortunately, the proof that I've found has been dug up as evidence in the trial of the attempted murder of Steffany.
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